TabClose VR Goggles
Cheap VR for goofing off. Surprisingly capable.
Quizzes that read you for filth. Calculators that diagnose you. Generators that go in the group chat. Plus all the weird stuff your algorithm forgot.
What the algorithm is feeding everyone right now.
The stuff blowing up across the site this week.
Imagine the brand. We named it for you.
Set aside an hour.
For the AI pitch deck you owe an investor.
We will tell you which YouTube boom emotionally damaged you.
A 5-question vibe scan disguised as a music quiz.
A caption for the picture you should not have saved.
A storyline for your most chaotic chat.
A bestiary of your search bar.
90-second personality tests. Screenshot the result. Send to the group chat.
Tab hoarders vs. tab closers. Pick a side.
From "list of unusual deaths" to "the schism of 1378" in 4 questions.
The big one. Five questions, sixteen possibilities, one truth.
A formal threat assessment.
Or are you built for going quietly, with dignity.
We will tell you which YouTube boom emotionally damaged you.
You have a parasocial relationship with a model. Which one.
Tier your invisibility.
Move sliders. Get a number. Confront the truth. Share the receipt.
Carbon-date yourself by your first online memory.
How much cringe can you withstand per day.
Do you actually have a brand or are you posting vibes.
You will get sleep. We compute when.
Buzzing is bad for you, statistically.
Time to delete the apps for a few weeks.
For evenings spent picking, not watching.
How bad is the tab situation. Be honest.
Type a topic. Roll. Copy. Share. Repeat until you're late for something.
A line for the song you will never make.
The horoscope your phone deserves.
Tell your friends about your unfinished thing.
A storyline for your most chaotic chat.
A caption for the picture you should not have saved.
A small ominous truth for your wallet.
Open the tab. Close it in 4 hours.
Pick a real thing instead.
Stuff people actually buy after they finish a rabbit hole. Affiliate links โ disclosed.
Cheap VR for goofing off. Surprisingly capable.
Tactile, thocky, hot-swappable, RGB. Endgame-ish.
Adjustable temperature, soft diffusion, killer presets.
Pen-shaped LLM. Genuinely cursed product of the year.
TikTok-famous mood lighting that snaps to music.
Warm hands, warm vibes. Goblins approved.
Filterable archives of weird websites, AI tools, browser games, and lost media.
Films, ads, pilots and tapes that vanished from the internet.
Web 1.0 design references โ guestbooks, gradients, "under construction".
A leaderboard of the most reliably hour-eating sites on the web.
GitHub repos you can run in a browser tab.
A growing dictionary of AI image styles, with prompt cues.
Servers where the conversation is actually good.
Curated weird corners and rabbit holes. Set aside an hour. Bring snacks.
Set aside an hour.
Look out of a stranger's window for ten minutes.
A keyboard. Synesthesia. You will lose 20 minutes.
A photo of someone pointing at your cursor.
The patron saint of "I'm bored, internet me".
Data essays so good they feel like cinema.
Just keep scrolling. We'll find you something.
For when your next title is everything.
Web 1.0 design references โ guestbooks, gradients, "under construction".
How long until you stop yelling about it.
A keyboard. Synesthesia. You will lose 20 minutes.
Set aside an hour.
Are you cooking, or are you cooked?
A dare for your group chat.
Tab hoarders vs. tab closers. Pick a side.
A nostalgia carnival of every meme that emotionally damaged us.
Set aside an hour.
Pitch a movie in eleven seconds.
For everyone whose thumb has its own personality.